I used to think that if I could have any superpower I wanted, I would have chosen the ability to stop time, or to consume endless calories without ever gaining weight. I have since discovered a new, more appealing possibility:
The ability to project my thoughts into other drivers' car radios.
It could be used for small acts of kindness...
"You left your blinker on!" or "Your trunk isn't closed all the way."
It could be educational...
"Pardon me, good sir or madam, but do you realize that what you have just done is not only dangerous, but highly illegal?"
Then it could be used for more realistic purposes....
"HOW DO YOU OWN A LICENSE?!?!?" and "GET OFF THE ROAD, YOU $g&%$f^@b%zk!*!!!!"
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